The Age of Suckage

Rawr. Today has utterly sucked! I have been looking for a scanner, and I found one. Good, right? No. The cord wouldn't connect to my computer, so either I will have to somehow get a ride to a store to buy a cord for an obsolete scanner, or I will have to buy a new one anywho. Then, the camcorder cord I have been looking for finally turns up, allowing me to put half-decent videos on youtube. Sadly the video camera will now display nothing but black! This all reminded me of a while back, when my father said something that made little since to me. While we were riding in the car to school, I asked him how he was. He responded by informing me,
"Maggie, daughter, we have unwittingly been swept into the age of suck-age. Although the concept may be far out of your reach, in a few years you will understand what I mean. The age of suck-age is a time when, although something may go right, it will eventually turn for the worst no matter what. Every action, no matter how great, will bear a miserable consequence."

...I finally understand what he means.